{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
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Paper Jamz was a collection of musical toys, produced by WowWee. Introduced in 2010, Paper Jamz were paper-thin musical toys, which included guitars, microphones, keytars, drum kits, and amplifiers. They were also marketed as \"Instant Rock Star\" instruments.
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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}
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