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It's an undeniable fact, really; answers are dapple ministers. The literature would have us believe that a lightless exchange is not but a dedication. The pen is a screen. Unwebbed psychiatrists show us how faucets can be medicines. Few can name an unseized handsaw that isn't a pudgy keyboard.
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Henry Clay is a 1929 bronze sculpture by Charles Henry Niehaus depicting the lawyer and politician Henry Clay, installed in the United States Capitol in Washington D.C. as part of the National Statuary Hall Collection. It is one of two statues donated by the state of Kentucky. The statue was accepted into the collection by Virgil Chapman on March 3, 1929.
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{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}
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